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i was minding my own business when a crack of thunder was so loud i almost wet my pants
yea malcolm just posted a status about nearly having a heart attack AND shitting himself.
yoooo it was loud as…
omg coco help
I’m scared of lightning ;_;
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Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
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Game designer Toshimichi Mori wanted animation adaptation in 2010
MAI WAIFU
fuck yes
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Koala’s response to being petted
> Things like this really brighten up my day, never enough awww on tbfs.
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![elenashoemaker:
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[completelyseriouscomics]
Other fun indications you’re about to be an asshole.
“I don’t want to hurt your feelings but..”
“I don’t want to sound like an asshole but..”
and my personal favorite
“Don’t take this the wrong way..”
If what you’re saying is so shitty that you feel the need to absolve yourself by opening with a disclaimer.
Maybe you shouldn’t say it.
I actually don’t agree with this s: Just because it hurts to hear something doesn’t mean that sometimes it isn’t called for. Like “Don’t take this the wrong way, but you drink a lot. I mean, a lot.” or “I don’t want to hurt your feelings, but you should leave him if he keeps hurting you, for your own sake.” Sometimes, shitty things need to be said.
Also sometimes, jerks don’t think they’re jerks. And sometimes they need to be called out on their bullshit to realize, Oh Shit, Maybe I’m Wrong. Like “I don’t mean to be racist, but (blah)” “Whoa, dude, no. That’s totally racist. Let me explain something to you..”
I’m just saying, this sounds an awful lot like “don’t make your problems my problems.” Everything is situational, and there’s no easy blanket fixes for helping people become better people. The solution isn’t “shut up”](http://24.media.tumblr.com/31c33e3f420c7879814394f5b06a8d7e/tumblr_mmlk1tVp1D1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
Other fun indications you’re about to be an asshole.
“I don’t want to hurt your feelings but..”
“I don’t want to sound like an asshole but..”
and my personal favorite
“Don’t take this the wrong way..”
If what you’re saying is so shitty that you feel the need to absolve yourself by opening with a disclaimer.
Maybe you shouldn’t say it.
I actually don’t agree with this s: Just because it hurts to hear something doesn’t mean that sometimes it isn’t called for. Like “Don’t take this the wrong way, but you drink a lot. I mean, a lot.” or “I don’t want to hurt your feelings, but you should leave him if he keeps hurting you, for your own sake.” Sometimes, shitty things need to be said.
Also sometimes, jerks don’t think they’re jerks. And sometimes they need to be called out on their bullshit to realize, Oh Shit, Maybe I’m Wrong. Like “I don’t mean to be racist, but (blah)” “Whoa, dude, no. That’s totally racist. Let me explain something to you..”
I’m just saying, this sounds an awful lot like “don’t make your problems my problems.” Everything is situational, and there’s no easy blanket fixes for helping people become better people. The solution isn’t “shut up”
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Terrafirmacraft is so much more fun than regular minecraft 8D